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[-] Philing_Good@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago

If your rich and you pollute, it's "fine".

If your poor and you pollute, "what a dick"

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

If you're rich and commit a crime, that's an inconsequential fine.

If you're poor and commit a crime, that's crippling debt or jail time.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 31 points 9 months ago

I vote we start calling them Carbon Indulgences.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

why does that make me crave chocolate?

[-] vikingtons@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I get that. Specifically something like Lindor.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah those are lab-made exquisitely engineered to tantalize all our senses and keep us addicted, popping one after another into our face holes, & keep buying more.

[-] vikingtons@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Haven't had them in years. A distant memory, though a very pleasant one if I recall correctly.

I liked that they were perfectly round too; the optimal shape for eating far too many.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Same. Last time I had one was probably 2019.

And they are too big to fit in my mouth, I must take bites.

[-] vikingtons@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I might be misremembering the size 😓

Well at least they last longer that way

[-] GONADS125@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago

I can't believe how many people are just now realizing carbon offsets are a sham..

Hasn't anyone watched King of the Hill!?

[-] iturnedintoanewt@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

If you search on YouTube "carbon offsets", the first result is the piece John Oliver did, which if you haven't watched i really recommend you to.

Carbon Offsets

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I always liken it to the anti-child/slave labor movement in the late 90s. Companies learned if they just sub-subcontract, they can use child and/or slave labor and just keep saying, “[GAP] vociferously objects to slave and child labor. And through our rigorous internal investigation, we have found that a company we hired has in turn hired a company that was participating in this disgusting act. We have officially severed ties with the contractor which so profoundly failed in their quality control and, in [GAP’s] humble opinion, in their morality.”

[GAP] spits on the idea of slave labor pointedly

camera flashes, press murmurs as spokesperson leaves stand

[GAP] hires the contractor under their new LLC and continues profiting from slave labor

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

She should just directly fund new wind and solar energy non-profits.

[-] djquadratic@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago

Funny article title. Skimmed it - raised good points about some of general pitfalls of carbon offset

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I have recently begun to think that all the super-rich are high on cocaine all the time. And that is solely based off of what I see on the internet.

outbound photo on reddit of bezos and current wife looking like super villains

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Interestingly, I’m pretty sure she got that “dress” (really, it’s panties and a corset with a mesh dress over top) on Amazon. I saw nearly the same thing just today. It was $25 and listed as a rave costume.

So your drug hypothesis is supported so far….

(Yes yes, I know it’s not actually the same thing, but it might as well be… normal people wouldn’t go out wherever in that..)

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

"carbon offsets" brought to you by the people who sold you "a calorie is a calorie"

[-] Pietson@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Always had the feeling there was something fishy about these carbon offset programmes. It just doesn't seem like a problem that can be solved by throwing more cash at it. Sad to hear this is indeed the case for most of these companies.

[-] silence7@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, it takes having buyer and seller wanting to prevent emissions and using a third party auditor to verify. What we actually have is buyer and seller colluding with auditors to produce PR instead of emissions cuts

[-] iturnedintoanewt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I think everyone should watch he John Oliver piece about it.

Carbon offsets

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