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Motivational (feddit.de)
submitted 10 months ago by Gnorv@feddit.de to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

If you understand this, you need to go to the emergency room right now.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I dunno what that is but it sounds like somewhere that emergencies happen so I'm not falling for it

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I will do once I figure out where that smell is coming from.

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 45 points 10 months ago

I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue.

[-] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Maybe you didn't and it's all in your mind.

[-] EisFrei@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago
  • The bond's Name. James Name.
  • Pleased to… what?
  • Bond Name's the james.
  • Are you alright?
  • Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance.
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

If anyone wants to know what it’s like to be dyslexic, reading this is a good simulator.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

You say that, but as someone who is mildly dyslexic, I was able to problems read with this zero. It took me a minute to figure out why it looked "off".

[-] ForestOrca@kbin.social 24 points 10 months ago
[-] CommunityLinkFixer 8 points 10 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[-] _bac@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] ForestOrca@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

I find it disturbingly funny.

[-] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 10 months ago

Makes about as much sense as the average LinkedIn post.

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

Ok folks, let's take 5 for a high level deep dive and then we can touch base when we circle back

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 10 months ago

everyone rushes to the smokers balcony

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago
[-] ForestOrca@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Like burnt toast?

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

c/AneurysmPosting

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

I needed this right now. I will create happen, I will. Follow me to watch my path

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 10 months ago

Can you share on GitHub when you have a working build?

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

My friend, I think I know why you're unemployed.

[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I think you and I were at the same political rally recently!

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I love it when I create happen

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But how when bad good boss job the office??? Hard line the work down?!

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I absolutely can not disagree!

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Impressive..., very nice

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

stronk activate

this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2024
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