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[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 53 points 9 months ago

Wait what's that guy on the left doing lmao

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 38 points 9 months ago

What don't your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

[-] Teon@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago

Kneading his dough... O_o

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Floueshlight.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

I... don't think we really want to know?

Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

All Pumping Flour

[-] MMNT@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Who's the artist? Why isn't this masterpiece signed?

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago

You can use it as toilet paper.

Mind you, it's not very effective.

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn't feel right.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Don't forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

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[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

I'd like to think that this is how people become gluten intolerant

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I like that one of the purposes shown is just "chilling by itself" 😄

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago

It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.

[-] airbreather@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
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[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Gus Johnson bad

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Except for the fucking that's kind of what we do with our bag of rice.

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Why not both?

[-] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

[-] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass

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