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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 116 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 years ago

My first response was "both", and it was everything I thought it could be.

I didn't even consider "neither", but it's a nice bonus.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

DIOOOOOOOOOO!!

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

May you add big hat, and big shoe to the picture?

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Add that jotaro cap plz

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

Tamen de Gushi, sometimes also called Their Story

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"draw your fursona in this" should be a whole community

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In the "clip your fingernails with a forklift" kind of way.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Listen all I'm saying is I have access to a forklift and if you issue a challenge like that enough people will accept it that someone will actually pull it off. And today that might be me. I just need a volunteer

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

she's forklift certified 😳

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Fursona Fashion would be a good title.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok I've decided now. Big pant. Definitely.

[–] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I loved when this was a trend and when girls dressed like this. They would fill the pants at hips an bum nicely and everything else was almost like a dress. Definitely big pant :D

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those are some sweet shoes but tbh I can't tell what's going on with the hat

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think it's a weird pointy shape with a thick brim.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

Big shoe got that dawg energy

[–] generic@iusearchlinux.fyi 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Short skirt / Long jacket?

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I want a girl who gets up early GETS UP EARLY I want a girl who stays up late STAYS UP LATE

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always changed the lyrics in my mind to "I want a girl with a short skirt and a long penis" because the mental image of a knob dangling below the hem of the skirt tickled me.

[–] generic@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do I want to get a skirt now and try that out? Just to see what it would look like...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But like, a loooooooooong jacket.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I prefer to rock out with my cock out

[–] Random_German_Name@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thats a huge cock

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Nice cock bro

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

little kid me would've said big pant and adult me also says big pant

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[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

On average it seems big pant is younger zoomers and big jakt is older zoomers and younger millennials

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Parka millennial gang represent

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jnco millenial gang would like to have a word.

[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

True, the millennials have forgotten their history...

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Am mid-20s. Can confirm. Like small pant and big jakt.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 9 points 2 years ago

First I jacket then I pant until I catch my breath

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Big pant. I'm already big up top

[–] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] byroon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Are these the two fighting Pokémon you got from that gym in the first one?

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Sew them together, Big onesee

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Big pant looks cooler but big jakt is more domineering

[–] DrCester@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

both, obviously

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Ladies and gents, the first viral meme of Lemmy

Also, have done both

Stop stalking me D:

[–] Lath@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Big hat, big jacket, big pants, big shoes. Too dangerous to go outside any other way.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Depends on the day. Big pant days slay, big Jakt days serve.

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Tight shirt and baggy pants is infinitely hotter than baggy shirt and tight pants, you will not change my mind

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