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[–] KoofNoof@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it’s funnier not applying a number to each side, and just going based off of interpretation

[–] objectionist@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, it is certain

"You fall and fucking die."

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Believe it or not, this thing has 20 different ways to die. Now roll it."

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is there perhaps a version of this image with more jpeg? It seems I can still read most of it. Thanks.

[–] crackgammon@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's been a bit of a global jpeg shortage lately since most jpegs are grown in the Mokri Yaly River Valley in Ukraine. I don't see how we could realistically expect full jpeg until 2025 at the earliest if I'm being honest

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

It's actually Джий Пеґг, anglicized as Dzheiy Pegh.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

I posted it as a new post to set a good example, get it together OP!

[–] pikasaurX4@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly now I just want to put a normal, numbered d20 into a magic 8-ball and use that

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Surprisingly only found one person doing it online. At least within a quick search.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/745589172/d20-for-dungeons-and-dragons

[–] pikasaurX4@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Oh cool. Kinda surprised it’s not a more common idea. But I’ve been thinking it probably wouldn’t be too hard to make your own if you have a 3D printer and know how to use it (I don’t and I don’t)

Would be a really fun thing to bring to D&D night

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So 5 do-overs, 5 nos and 10 yeses. That would be OP as a check 🤣

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really depends on how you interpret the do-overs, especially in the moment.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“You fall 200 feet into the canyon below, shattering every bone in your body yet miraculously not dying. Would you like to climb back up and try again?”

That's just called being a Barbarian

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just imagine if someone used this die, but didn't tell anyone.

"Okay, what did you get on your attack roll?"
"Better not tell you now"
"Wow, that must be really bad, huh?"

"What did you get on your initiative?"
"Yes"
"Huh?"

[–] Neato@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Just role playing an Oracle.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 6 points 2 years ago

I have a blank D20 that I wrote short phrases onto each face of in order to produce a similar result, with "oh fuck" on the "1" side. Roll for a general feel of how well you did.

[–] AThing4String@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I feel like 2&3 should switch and so should 8&9.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have a spare magic 8 ball that I was planning on cracking open to retrieve the prophecy pearl from inside. Still haven't cracked it open because idk what the elixir is inside