i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

Building without a permit

Dispensing Freedom.

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Unlicensed space travel

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Stealing villager's beds.

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Supporting democracy!

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Tax Fraud.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Genocide

Space mining.

Being an ex yakuza

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.