Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

Building without a permit

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Tax Fraud.

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Stealing villager's beds.

Unlicensed space travel

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Supporting democracy!

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Genocide

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Space mining.

Being an ex yakuza

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.