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Ah yes, the all time classic India Johns
It's like Papa Johns, but from India
Imbiamba jombes
HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.
Or 7 days before the 'best before' date expires
There's a best before date?
That's a good question
For sauce, yes.
For inkjet cartridges, I don't know, but, technically speaking, these cartridges get dry after the first time of use and their 'needles', that spray ink, become dirty. I had a bad luck washing the spraying mechanism after that.
EDIT: I don't know about the laserjet toners.
LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don't dry out. They're just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.
I'm calling print cartridges HP Sauce from now on. Or, I would, if I had an inkjet or a HP, but that's showbiz baby.
Forgot the kitchen sink, but otherwise very accurate.
Dog Gambit, I knew I forgot something.
Nice username
Dog gambit 💀
I was with you on the Clue until I saw it was the Big Bang Theory Edition.
Get with it, ladies. Classic Clue is where it's at.
Bazinga
Oh you!
Isn't there an India Johns edition of Clue?
Also:
- A logarithmic slide rule
- A Pythagoras puzzle game
- Print version of the GNU general public license
- IBM punched card with friend's phone number on the back side
- Bootable flash drive with Hannah Montana OS
- A grape
- A model of a particle accelerator
A bootable Linux USB is legit a nice thing to have in your bag - it being Hannah Montana is just the icing on the cake. I've got one in my handbag (not HM though). No GNU license card but does creative commons count?
...it's more of a conversation starter than an actually useful thing but, y'know. Hannah Montana Linux. Useful for pranks if anything
Well, at least they got the piece of string right but… No tissues, no nail clipper and file? No band-aids, disinfectant, eye drops, sugar lumps, lip balm?
Anyway, judging by the weight of my hand bag the curling rock definitely IS somewhere at the bottom but I can't find it. There must be a secret pocket…
Worcestershire, but otherwise yeah.
Unless you’re from Sheffield then it’s Henderson’s.
I've always been more of a thallium kind of gal.
Slide lube instead of guitar picks?
As I am currently living in Botswana, the constitution hit home for me.
Rubber ducky remote explosive
So they are Klee mains, right?
That's totally a Hitman reference.
Specifically, the shown rubber duck item is the remote explosive rubber duck mk II, first seen in hitman 2.
Signature mkII look
Dodoco goes on the bag, not in it silly
Where's the NetComm IG6000 Industrial Dial-up Modem?
Oh, I just use Colorado, you know?
Why do people like you feel the need to jump in with these kinds of unnecessary parasitic comments? Totally asanine bullshit. You should grow up and realise that, in this day and age, there is literally no excuse for a modem that doesn't support V92 to be in any handbag.
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The Thing, also known as The Continuum Transfunctioner
Ah, I was hoping for the panel De Rechtvaardige Rechters (The Righteous Judges), but alas
Thule, a mythical region in Scandinavia
Several wads of used tissues.
Too restrained for a purse. In the pockets of my cargo pants: seeds, flowers and twigs. Bits of string. Plastic electric fence thingies.
See my post history for my EDC.
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As a tromboner, you keep a spare pair of lips in the bag.
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