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[-] arken@lemmy.world 84 points 8 months ago

The hard thing is finding an infant in a wheelchair to go with you

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just find a regular infant and break its legs 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] arken@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I'm still missing a wheelchair. And now I really need to go.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

That’ll teach the little fucker for not handing over the candy.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Last time I checked, infants can't walk anyway

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Another one!?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Psalm 137: 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Psalm 137: 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 50 points 8 months ago

Iron Man: Am I a joke to you?

[-] Blyfh@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

He has always been Fe-male :P

[-] veniasilente@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

omg the cringe that was "Tony is female coded" / "Tony vs Cap is domestic violence".

[-] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago

Transition metals don't exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements

[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Come on bud, be a proper alloy!

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago
[-] lledrtx@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Is that joke that on a cosmic level, it's mostly hydrogen and helium (?) so others get ignored, like how genders other than the usual 2 get ignored? If so, that's so smart and funny, wow.

Or is it something else that I'm not getting?

[-] jamhandy@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Pretty much, the universe is hydrogen, helium, and rounding errors.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Yep. Cosmologists work at the largest scale and often simplify regular matter down to hydrogen ("gas") and everything else ("metal").

So if you ever see a reference to the "metallicity" of a star, that can include the presence of carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, etc... which chemists of course would never refer to as metals.

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

No, there are more elements. But there are only two elements there is an infinite supply of in the universe, Hydrogen and Stupidity, and we're not sure about Hydrogen. /forgot whose joke this was

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The internet says it is an Einstein quote.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I am betting like most quotes attributed to him that it is made up though.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

This one's unproven. Given the quotability, I'm gonna say if he really did say it we'd know for sure.

[-] Toofpic@feddit.dk 24 points 8 months ago

And they both have cute little wheelchair persons as pets!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

"Honey, do you think we should get a little wheelchair person?"

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

They can use whichever one they want.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The real challenge: use both at once!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pee might be slightly magnetic from all the rust & minerals, so with a complex system of magnets & pulleys, its possible.

Also if both doors just open to the same bathroom.

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Obligatory trans meme. 😋

 

[-] Mo5560@feddit.de 14 points 8 months ago

Iron? Manganese? I don't care what transition metal you are, at the end of the day you just want to fulfill your desire for d...

I'm sure there's a better version of the joke out there, but being funny isn't my strength

[-] ludrol@bookwormstory.social 3 points 8 months ago
[-] Mo5560@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago
[-] ludrol@bookwormstory.social 1 points 8 months ago
[-] Mo5560@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago

It is fluorine indeed.

Dysprosium is an f-block element tho.

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[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 8 months ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

Gender Alchemy

[-] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

Ok, what I love, is that the "symbol" for iron (circle with NE arrow), is used as the symbol for "male", so it's switched here.

AND THEN, that same symbol is used by automaker Volvo... Which is awfully close to "vulva"... Which references back to female!

  • Mind blown *
[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago
[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah. Whoever decided on these is an idiot or deliberately calling women "females". Just on a standardization issue one is sex and one is gender.

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[-] IgnatiusJReilly@lemmy.wtf 4 points 8 months ago

Feman and man

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

we don't know if this pic was taken in an English speaking country

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I was curious if there was a bimetal junction transistor (BJT) joke to make here, and turned up an interesting paper talking about a FeMn-bimetal complex effectively absorbing microwave radiation.

Best I think we can do here is "trans-sister."

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 8 points 8 months ago

Don't forget about Nb people too! (niobium)

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

penis urinal

[-] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Are they also only for children in wheelchairs?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

no, no, no ... you have to disable your child first ... then you can use the restroom

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Also what's with the circle around women vs. the triangle around men? Is this some meaningful gender related symbolism that I'm unaware of?

[-] manucode@feddit.de 13 points 8 months ago

On the left, you can see the shape of a female breast, on the right, the shape of a male penis.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

It looks more like "hey, a cool design"

[-] MBM 1 points 8 months ago

If I had to match curves vs angles to women vs men I would probably do it like that

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Huh, this is the exact design of some of the bathrooms at SFU. I wonder if it's fairly common?

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