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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Toilet paper is expensive. Asbestos is the same color as toilet paper and you can clean it by throwing it in the fireplace. This means it can be used as reusable toilet paper. Try using cloth instead of toilet paper and you're stuck with shit stains.

The asbestos ban is a result of lobbying efforts by Big Toilet Paper change my mind.

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[-] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 35 points 7 months ago

A literal shitpost. I like your style

[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago
[-] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Expensive toilet paper probably. Toilet paper can also be turned into booze I saw it on the internet so it must be true.

[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Being that Thetford Mines is one of the poorest towns in Quebec (their singular industry was asbestos), I doubt they can afford it. Maybe shitty one ply, but I'm not even sure. Notably, at the "top" of the list is the city of Asbestos (recently renamed Val-des-sources)....

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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I usually save my junk mail for that purpose.

[-] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 7 months ago

But asbestos is so much softer than junk mail

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

You just need to chew it first

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 5 points 7 months ago

shit why didn't I think of that. what do you do about the edges? I've got tons of paper cuts now

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I find a little salt and lemon clears that right up.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 7 months ago

Your hands, duh.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Get a bidet, OP

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The three sea shells.

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