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[-] lqdrchrd@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 7 months ago

Honestly, if the dude taking my order at Popeyes doesn’t look like he’s already killed me in his head three times, then I don’t want it

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 63 points 7 months ago

I've never been close to fighting a fast food worker so I'm fine with this. No one can say they weren't warned.

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

If people who fight in public could read, they'd be very upset

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I have to fight them off constantly due to their managers forcing them to upsell. I have to grab my two knuckle buster tasers, arms outstretched, and spin ferociously until they back away fearing my impressive RPM.

/J ofc

[-] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

I fight them nearly every day 😭

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Username checks out?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 46 points 7 months ago

There is nothing less American than thinking before you speak. Don't tell me the fuck what to do!

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Oh, okay, sure.

Popeyes employee: 😊🤜

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 31 points 7 months ago

Reminds me of a sketch comedy video on YouTube where popeyes is scouting out a new location in the worst neighborhood possible and some gangsters threaten them at gunpoint until the popeyes employee informs him of who he is messing with.

[-] WhoPutDisHere@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't "Putting the Pop in Popeyes" make more sense and less hassle?

Too on the nose? Low hanging fruit?

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

I'm gonna pop your eyes off

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Wild Tobey appeared: “I’m gonna put some pop in your eyes.”

[-] Slowy@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

At this price point he can hit

[-] Desistance@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

It's Popeyes, that was never in question.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Make sure you order spinach

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I just go around pinning these to random cash registers like kick-me signs.

this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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