My dad used an expression: as fucked up as a soup sandwich. I think this is worse.
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2024
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Before seeing this abomination, I would have just imagined a clam chowder bread bowl. And those rock.
OPENUPTHEBREADANDPUTONBEANSPROUTS
BEANSPROUTS
WHYDYOUPUTTHEBEANSPROUTSONTHESANDWICH
SANDWICH
This article about them is pretty hilarious in spots.
We would dutifully order our sandwiches and about ten seconds into eating his, my dad, with some gooey bean sprouts hanging out of one corner of his mouth, would get this look on his face like he had just chugged some unadulterated lemon juice mixed with vinegar. “See,” my mother would chide him, “you don’t like them.” Nevertheless, we’d find ourselves back at Salem Lowe the following winter.
But here’s the thing. I wouldn’t say that I love the taste of a chop suey sandwich either. I dare say that virtually everyone who lives on Boston’s North Shore would agree with me.
They didn’t like it and contend that no one really does, but they keep going back to order them.
https://www.aboutthemeparks.fun/p/i-got-a-chop-suey-sandwich-for-fathers
Maggots, Michael... You're eating maggots.
How do they taste?
I still believe
Jesus christ, that's food?
I wanted to downvote this until I saw the community it was posted to.
Looks like maggots took over a cheeseburger
pass the unsee juice please
Not even a Klingon would eat that and it looks a lot like Gagh
Of course not. It’s dead.
Are they even aware that chop Suey contains vegetables and sauce and flavor?
Man, Maine and Oregon love having city names in common.
Oh look, snot and worms. How delightful!
BURN THE WITCH!
Wait, is that the maggot cheese I've heard about?
Did you recently watch that Sam O'Nella about banned foods too? I had heard about that cheese before the video, but it would be a funny (and gross) coincidence that I encountered two mentions of that cheese in less than 24 hours
I, too, enjoy wet bread.
Just kidding, I don't. Because I'm normal.
Food in Maine is mostly garbage. Lots of small shops that just put lobster rolls on the menu and let tourism do its thing keeping them in business.
Reds is absolute garbage by the way.
Shhh don't tell the paying customers that!
expecting good food in New England was a mistake to begin with
Not so sure about Maine but southern New England is awesome for pizza, bagels and sandwiches.
Portland Maine has some amazing restaurants. Not sure what that guy's talking about
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Southern New England is good for pizza? I think you're confusing. New York City with New England.
only someone from New England and not well traveled would say this though. if you've gone around the block, pizza and bagels are relatively mediocre if not borderline poor there and a coastal town that has good sandwiches is literally true across North America. so sure, if you're from Worcester or something and never gone anywhere outside of new England, then sure, southern New England has great food!
No, in real life I’ve traveled through 45 states and lived in 10. Not from New England either. No idea what you’re talking about really, but just so you know, you’re wrong. Mainly I’m talking about Connecticut and Boston. I don’t have any illusions that there’s great cuisine in Vermont or rural Maine or some shit.
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There's good food in New England, just not this crap.
not really. there isn't really an impressive food scene here. it's fairly one dimensional where we're essentially only good at raw or boiled seafood. anything cooked and seasoned here is asking for too much when we're majority white here and where even a majority of them are coming from countries very notable for having bland food. there are ethnic enclaves in New England but even their food id say is not great taste wise and expensive compared to other cities since New England is so white that the demand for better ethnic food is low and it's an actual challenge for ethnic food locations to source legitimate ingredients at a fair price.
W…why did anyone even buy this?
I didn’t realize you enjoyed eating vurms.
This is a vomit sandwich.
You vomit before eating it, you eat vomit, and you vomit afterwards.
Well, at least they’re recycling.
Double the maggots please.
clear cause for a Sandwich Inquisition
I'm probably gonna head to Fall River, MA for a chow mein sandwich instead
Soup
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