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[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 195 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How the fuck he fold towels?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 year ago

That is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

I think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"

Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.

This is the best image I could quickly find -

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (11 children)

But why?

Am I secretly a towel folding genius? I don't see how that's remotely required?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's usually blankets that are folded using the chin. Maybe they have gigantic towels.

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[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 109 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That chin was made for a beard.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a slight bump there.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You sure that's not a pimple?

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

[–] lengau@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing

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[–] terabytes@lemm.ee 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 year ago

"Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You were great on MythBusters

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[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

That is.. unfortunate.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn't a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago

An earthworm disguised as a walrus disguised as Jamie Hyneman.

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[–] Mesophar@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

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[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club

[–] Questy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Jawless execution!

[–] WhosMansIsThis@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 year ago

Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] lambchop@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You can have it all my empire of dirt.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.

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[–] Muffi@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I dont like live action worms apocalypse.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Gah! Put it back!!

[–] babyfarmer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

How does this guy fold a blanket?

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man is goitered to the hilt

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[–] Amro@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Classic toehead

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The spice must flow

[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It’s so cartoonish, I love it so much. This man looks absurd.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm gobsmacked.

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