I'm not at all qualified to be in charge of anything.

I'm an ex-Mormon and Satanist, I'm largely a socialist, I am very pro-gun and would support revocation of the NFA of 1934, and also pro LGBTQ+, feminist, pro-abortion, in favor of raising top marginal tax rates to 95%, instituting wealth taxes on total assets owned or controlled in excess of $100M (and total seizure if convicted of trying to conceal the ownership), support revoking corporate personhood through constitutional amendment, I'm in favor if widespread public transit, and favor taxing oil companies out of existence to pay for it, support Ukraine without reservation, blah blah blah.

I am unelectable for any political party in the US.

what controversial thing would the vettong process uncover about you?

Nice try, FBI!

:-)

I'm a filthy socialist, which is enough for almost half the US.

I've been putting a BA on my resume for decades, but I don't have a degree.

I give a shit about minorities

Student's performance is inconsistent

Drugs mostly. No criminal records or anything, but I'd probably have to pay out some hush money

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I've shared so many nudes

Get people to fund their own smear campaign? Creative!

Weed. I want to make thc drug tests for any reason including employment illegal just to see if it really does cause the world burn or not (it won't)

Even before getting into political stances, I've done ethical non monogamy for years. Makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

Nice try, FBI.

Let's see here... Trans, furry, poor mental health, unmarried, jaded, has made comments about "eating the rich" that have gotten a little too real, would absolutely instruct the CIA to create Operation Glass Ceiling: a highly illegal operation designed to keep any single american from getting too wealthy, would have the CIA stage accidents involving politicians too old or who've been in office too long.

I stand a very good chance of getting elected, don't you think?

Raised atheist. It's one thing to denounce a religion later in life but I never had one. Mom is ex Catholic and dad is entirely unreligious.

In the US it is incredibly rare for higher office officials to be atheist. There has never been a president that was atheist publically but a few were rumored to be privately.

Controversial to whom?

I'm actually two kids in a trenchcoat, but good luck proving it.

I am a casual Satanist and I'm asexual.

My presence in Seattle in 1999 would stop my political ambitions before they started.

USA:

I would be running on a social democratic platform with a focus on urbanism, affordable housing and tough-on-landlords policies, de-escalation with China, stopping state governments from being aggressive toward Mexico, and introducing a bodily autonomy amendment to the Constitution, with rhetoric that attempts to take the notion of American pride back from conservatives and warmongerers.

I was one of those people stopped being "anti-SJW" when Unite the Right happened, and later I flirted with anarcho-communist ideas (I'm still in my early 20s, this is more common with American youth than you'd think.) The former would turn off my social democratic base, the latter would discourage centrist voters. Also my views on race don't align perfectly with the American progressive orthodoxy (it has a lot to do with being mixed race, though I don't think my views are popular with mixed people either.) And I crossdress (might boost me with socdems but halt momentum with undecideds and old people.)

I have bipolar disorder lmao

Broadly gestures at comment history

looks at home instance name That I hang out with furries. Still considered a more controversial thing than actually evil things in politics in my country.

That I'm a conscientious objector and oppose war.

I once wore a nazi armband and did a nazi salute for a photo.

Not sure I could recover from that.

That I'm a dirty Marxist lol