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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 66 points 6 months ago

If you wanted The Police to find you you'd write Sting sucks instead.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I get that, but please don't stand so close to me

[-] Dontsendfeetpics@lemm.ee 32 points 6 months ago

You’re implying the police would give enough of a fuck to do their job in the first place. I called because I saw my car was smashed into while walking my dog and the burglars were literally still there. Suspects ran when I saw them hitting another car. Cops were like ‘oh there’s not a present danger and since nobody was assaulted just file a police report’. Report was closed a day later.

What should I expect honestly. There was deadass a house here getting shot up every few months and not a damn thing happened. But it’s okay they only have the largest budget line item in the city by far and whine about it not being enough so the struggle must be real.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 6 months ago

My friends sister literally watched the people drive away with her car and immediately called the cops. Their response was "we won't be able to find them, call your insurance company." Thanks guys, dont even bother helping people... They couldn't be more than 3 blocks away, you fuckers have cops all over town waiting to jump on a speeder but you can't put out a call to be on the lookout for a car of her color and make?

[-] Dontsendfeetpics@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Nope that requires them to do the job they signed up for instead of collecting OT and extra pay as a security guard on the side. Someone on Reddit a year ago literally had camera footage with the faces of everyone who broke into their car and it wasn’t good enough. Hell, the dealership I just bought my car from had three employee cars broken into two days after mine was.

These criminals are playing with fire though in Texas with how many people own guns. Plus our penal code technically allows you to shoot to stop a crime in specific circumstances.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago

You are assuming you could explain your way out of the situation before your throat was ripped clean out of your neck. Good luck with that. I'll take Mt chances With the kidnappers thank you very much.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Getting my throat ripped out by Swifties is my fetish.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago

Who do you think kidnapped me in the first place?!

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

Bro took the kpop meme and didn't even change the pic to taylor swift

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 6 months ago

POV is the kpop star

She knows which fandom she can count on

[-] Olmai@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

And then Taylor's plane can come to your rescue

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Hardly believe they have any hacking skills.

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