It’d go very quickly from “It’s Raining Men” to “Let the bodies hit the floor”.

Idk if Boeing keeps heading the way it's going....

I think most homeowners insurance policies cover 'acts of God' aka phenomena that can't be controlled and that would likely be covered under that.

In the book series Red Rising, there's a part where one army terrorizes a city by flying over it and dropping all the POWs it captured. Lots of them dropped from low orbit but high enough to take a bit to hit. All nude and alive, hundreds of thousands of soldiers.The character that describes it suggests that the city looks like the windshield of a transport after driving through a bug swarm. It's such a brutal and horrific description of the violence. In a book series that really does a good job at describing violent uprising, that part really painted a vivid scene in my head.

What if they're tiny men though? Like a hail report but, "Today across the central plains, residents experienced golf ball sized man rain."

it starts raining male humans from the sky

Half the population hears It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls the other half hears Bodies by Drowning Pool

You know the sound right when it starts to rain?

There's a tap on the roof or the window, then a few more, and you think "Oh, is that...?" and, sure enough, the taps continue, getting more and more frequent until they blend together into the soothing patter of rainfall. Now imagine that, but instead of light taps, it's a dull "phomp."

I imagine someone in an alternate universe hearing that first phomp, and running to grab a cup of tea before sitting by the window to watch the manfall.

Cloudy, with a chance of Man Balls.

Meat's back on the menu, boys!

Are these spontaneously generated men or are they pre-existing dudes who got teleported into the sky?

A lot of idioms are not great if considered literally, tbf. "Raining cats and dogs", "Break a leg", letting someone "off the hook", etc.

Fun Fact: "It's Raining Men" was co-written by Paul Shaffer, best known as David Letterman's band leader.

The smell would become spectacularly awful after a week or so...

I couldn't imagine what it was like standing around the north tower on 9-11, around 200 people rained down that morning.

They had a scene in Dune part 2 where it was raining men. It was quite upsetting.

The men are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!

https://youtu.be/PJcBK2qGPjM

I think there is a Junji Ito novel with people raining from the skies. It is, as expected, quite unpleasant.

Leonidas made it rain.