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Anon looks up Danish cuisine
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I believe that these are manufactured eggs in order to minimize waste. Instead of wasting the ends, and the smaller slices with no or little yolk, the yolk and whites from eggs are separated and reunited to make uniform slices of boiled egg.
Nobody would serve this. Its for use in kitchens, canteens and restaurants
NGL my family would love this. Nobody likes the ends, and I always hate it going to waste.
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They are for making "smørrebrød" in commercial kitchens. Basically nobody has these at home. We use normal hard boiled eggs, like everyone else. These exist solely to minimize waste when the "smørrebrød" needs to be "pretty", with no slices of egg without yolk. And to save labour on peeling eggs.
The danish eat eggs the long way.
This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.
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Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy
but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark.
This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.
And you're right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉
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Real reason why the Angles abandoned the Jutland peninsula.
That’s rich coming from an American but I’m also surprised these haven’t become a thing here yet. Americans love convenience over everything, including human (or animal) dignity.
We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!
Don't forget the pre-peeled citrus fruits sold in plastic containers!
You mean those little plastic containers with grapefruit or tangerines in checks notes artificially sweetened water?
I suppose the single serving version IS a bit wasteful but other countries do have those as well, they’re just slightly larger and come in tin cans instead.
I crack my egg into a ziplock bag and then souz vide it until hard boiled because fuck all y'all
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Sweden: Flying Jacob
That's the epitome of "fuck it, I'll just throw in whatever I have around".
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I am Danish and I have never seen this...
I wasn't born in denmark but i live there, haven't seen them until now either
Wait until you see long egg nog.
I want to try the long egg.
Go suck a long egg
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this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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