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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 50 points 5 months ago

I worry that modern recipe writers are on to us garlic doublers and are halving the amount of garlic their recipes call for. I always quadruple to be safe.

[-] GorGor@startrek.website 24 points 5 months ago

Naturally! Then add another clove for good luck. Plus those two cloves look small, better add another.

[-] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 months ago

And gosh the last three on the head are also tiny… certainly not enough to make anything with later, so you best include those also!

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Still believe they all are run by vampires and this is their long game to rid the world of garlic by slowly telling people to use less.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

I've never taken a bite of something and thought "hmmm this has too much garlic" soooooooo...

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 months ago

Even straight garlic I think could use more garlic sometimes.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Yup, especially when roasted.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago

I don’t like some kind of processed garlic seasonings and flavors. Sometimes I swear it makes me feel crappy too.

But when I’m chucking fresh cloves into my garlic press to make some egg fried rice from scratch? Load it up!!

[-] Masamune@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Many years ago I found a pasta recipe called "death by garlic". It's the only time I've cooked something and though, "ok, this is a good amount of garlic!".

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

IMO, 1 clove = the whole bulb.

I used to think that's what it literally meant and after being corrected, I hated everything I used to like because it didn't have enough garlic. So I just went back to my old ways.

Am entire whole ass garlic? That's the bulb right? The whole thing? My hats off to you. You don't get sick often huh?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Are you my SO?

[-] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

You're probably not preparing your garlic correctly for the recipe. It's not always about volume.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago

This sounds like something a loser who doesn't use enough garlic would say

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Basically this restaurant in San Francisco: https://thestinkingrose.com/index.html

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 6 points 5 months ago

Fun fact. You can bake a clove of garlic in the oven with oil. Salt, and pepper, and then eat it with a spoon after. It turns into more of a mush with a way more mellow flavor. You can also scoop it out and spread it on toast or bread. You're welcome.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 points 5 months ago

Google how to do it. You're supposed to cut the clove in half as well with the cut side face up? Something like that. I did it a few times a while ago and it was incredible.

[-] washbasin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Be weary if you're making pesto though. Too much garlic does apply there, unfortunately.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

A half-full crusher is too sad a thing to see

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Oh good, you bought pre-peeled garlic that came in a plastic container rather than peeling the natural container it comes in...

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I mean...this is a completely unstandable thing to do if you need a large amount of whole garlic. Despite many "tricks" that people use, peeling a large amount of garlic still takes a long time.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oddly enough, the more garlic you have to peel the easier the standard method of shaking it between two bowls works.

Another method I like is cracking the skins with a knife and then rubbing them between my hands. But this sometimes cuts my palms so it might not be for everyone.

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I've used that method many times, and while it certainly reduces the time it takes to peel in bulk, I've never found that it fully removed the peels from the majority of cloves, which means they still need individual attention to complete the job. Or put another way...it's still a pain in the ass.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Yup, it's a pain so we buy the peeled garlic in bulk pretty often and freeze it. We use a lot of garlic...

But the best way imo is:

  1. Cut the ends off (the bottom of the bulb if doing in bulk)
  2. Crush it under a knife halfway
  3. Pinch the opposite end (top of bulb) and the skin should come off

I can do a whole bulb in a minute or so, faster than it takes to chop (then again, i'm slow at chopping). For soups, it doesn't need to be chopped, just toss it in.

[-] beanson@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Probably because they're all bumping into each other. If you don't have many you can put them in a cocktail shaker or a plastic water bottle and shake them it works pretty well, but anything plastic will absorb the garlic smell of course!

[-] die444die@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

A silicon garlic peeler is my favorite way - it can take a minute to figure out the right pressure but this does them very quickly and removes all the skin. This is the one I have:

bed bath & beyond

It’s very thin silicon so you can just throw it in any drawer.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

I always keep a few 35 gallon drums of mashed garlic around for when I get peckish.

"Jesse, we need to cook"

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Making 40 clove chicken?

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