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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The one thing I like to think I got out of owning a cat is my new tolerance to being clawed. I'd say I'm at +80 resistance to slash damage at this point.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I got a pretty nasty scratch across my nose lips and chin today and all I thought was "well, I deserved that"

cats are abusive as hell aren't they

I love it

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And it just makes the times when they do want to be cuddly extra special.

[-] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Tell me you've only had one or two dogs without saying it. There are plenty of dogs that hate pills.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Never met a dag that didn’t like cheese

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

My dog would nibble the cheese in her mouth and spit out the pill. She could eat anything around a pill. If I coated it in peanut butter, she'd suck it off like a lollypop and then hide the pill under the kitchen cabinets to make me think she took it.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Mine will see a pill coming a mile away if you attempt to give it to her straight and just walk away from a pile of bacon with a pill in the middle, but a wadded up kraft single is a cheese ball no questions asked

[-] Doxin@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

Kong makes this like... meat flavored whip cream? That stuff is particularly sticky. My dog usually does the spit-the-pill-back-out thing unless I use that goop. Careful though because if you spill it on anything it WILL get chewed on.

Plenty of dogs will separate the cheese or separate it and spit it out. I'm not saying it's all dogs, just a stupid generalization.

[-] Nmyownworld@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

When I last had a dog (I still love and miss you, Ali) he would eat whatever I wrapped his pill in and spit out the pill. I had to put the pill in his mouth, gently hold his snoot close, and massage his throat until he swallowed the pill. Cats I've lived with? I tried to give a pill to one of my cats. The cat became a whirlwind of anger, fury, and indignation. I think they bent time-space and opened a wormhole. I wound up taking them to the vet, and having a vet tech give my cat the pill.

[-] kamenLady@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

That's true, one in 3 dogs hates pills.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Not pills but drops.

Waited until she was asleep and put the eyedropper in her mouth. Worked great.

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Our cat seems to only deep sleep when we sleep. The rest of the time he’s pretty much just resting his eyes. There’s no easy way to surprise him like that.

[-] Zubgub@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Butter! You don't need much, just a thin layer. Rub a little butter onto your fingers then rub the pill itself. Can help mask the bitterness of the pill and prevent it from sticking to their tongue. Was a big game changer giving pills to my cat.

[-] ArtieShaw@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

My grandmother did the butter pill trick with her cats. She tried to teach me, but I never learned her witchy ways (in that respect, at least).

We do the two person approach with one handling the kitty and the other risking fingers

[-] Bearbi3@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

This is wild. I’ve never had this experience with my cat. Haha.

Why not just use a pill pocket if it’s that dire??? My cat is an Angel and just lets me do it, thankfully.

[-] ArtieShaw@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

My cats aren't fooled at all by pill pockets. Not even the dumb ones.

[-] Stuka@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pill pockets are going to be plan A for the vast majority of people.

They dont work for many, I'd wager most, cats.

[-] Bearbi3@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I hit the lottery with my cat. She is so sweet and just puts up with me doing what I need to do. When it comes to ear cleaning, she just runs and hides(understandable! I would, too).

[-] Stuka@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

My last girl was that way. She wouldn't do the pill pockets, had to use a piller, but she was remarkably patient with me.

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It takes two of us, but we're pretty damn good at it. When one of us are on vacation it takes 4x as long and kitteh is 10x more pissed off at the end, but very little blood gets drawn.

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I'm way more comfortable giving cat pills than a non-food motivated Rottweiler

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

What do you guys do with your cats so that it scratches you? I have 4 and none of them has ever intentionally scratched me or my wife. Just clip their nails and if it really is a situation where the cat is not cooperating at all, burrito blanket is the answer.

See, the problem is the "owner" part. I am a cat pet and even the most hatey, "evil," "vicious" lil fuzzbuddies tend to end up liking me pretty quicklish :3

Which isn't to say that I haven't bled my share, just... nocritter owns a cat :P

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I much prefer the term 'cat's pet' to 'pet parent.'

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