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[-] nick@midwest.social 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Kids definitely like to glom on to things like that ive found.

I slipped up ONE TIME and said I didn’t consider my wife and kids my family (my family is my parents and brother, my kids and wife are my wife and kids; one step over family) and boy, do i get hear about that every couple of days still.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 84 points 5 months ago

As you should, you don't know what the word family means.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 32 points 5 months ago

First got bodied by his family, mentioned it on Lemmy for sympathy, got bodied again. My man just can't catch a break

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There are TEN Fast & Furious movies that could have explained families to him, there's no excuse!

[-] nick@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Might bother me if I cared what randos on lemmy thought.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks for telling me, fam

[-] match@pawb.social 50 points 5 months ago
[-] nick@midwest.social 28 points 5 months ago

Teasingly ofc. They said they understood when I explained my stance, but they still tease me.

Doesn’t help I’m a step dad, but it’s fine.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

you're just digging deeper with every sentence

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

Anything to get away from his family.

[-] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

Or whoever those people are

[-] skittlebrau@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I’ve got two young boys. I am definitely prepared for this to happen to me in the near future.

[-] nick@midwest.social 23 points 5 months ago

Whatever you do don’t teach them about “deez nutz” because I have regrets. It’s all I hear from my nephew now.

My kids (both girls) like “that’s what she said” though and I can actually get behind that

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

They will inevitably learn it in their own from school and friends. My 9 year old is big into deez nuts, and my 11 year old just started with that’s what she said. Sigh. I’m not surprised, as both were my goto shticks in my pre-parenting years.

You gotta own it. Roll with it. Learn their language – rizz; bussin’; Tuesday, Tuesday, What’s up brother? – and use it against them.

Stay strong! You got this, bruh.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

My wife showed my kids some shorts from Bevis and Butthead- now my 4 year old goes around asking for "TP for his bunghole" and "cornholeious". We may have started a new one trend.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 53 points 5 months ago

My favorite "kid-ism" was when I overheard my youngest cousin tell my uncle that he "just doesn't understand because he's old and moldy". It's been over 10yrs now. I will never forget that he said that because it's one of my favorite things to call people who are old and out of touch.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I used to have a favorite chair. We got it from a thrift store. They didn't have a tag on it, so I offered them five bucks because five bucks is five bucks. They accepted. We named the chair Old Moldy. Thank you for bringing that memory back.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Was it moldy?

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 34 points 5 months ago

I also ordered 8lbs of sardines last year, and am working my way through the final 3lbs of them. They are just so tasty

[-] TTH4P@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago

Tinned sardines are a lovely snack and everyone should keep some on hand. This is a hill I am willing to die on. A hill of sardines.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Found Zoidberg

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I fully disagree. Anchovies on the other hand are the gods’ apologies for the hard parts of life.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is exactly where i got mine from lol. Needed whole sardines for a stargazy pie last summer. The only downside is they take a long to prepare. Have to that them over night, then descale them, then gut them, then marinade them before you can cook them. It's not hard, just a process.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

You put that much effort into making a pie with fucking fish heads sticking out the sides? Why? I mean I'd probably eat it and probably even enjoy it but it looks just awful.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

It was for a baking challenge, and it tasted absolutely amazing!

[-] Jarlsburg@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

If you are every in Pittsburgh, Wholey's is located there and has a fish market downtown which really great. The food there is solid and unpretentious. Highly recommend.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Try some smoked kippers. I like sardines as well, but much prefer the herring. Polar is a light tasting, inexpensive brand, but there are lots of options.

[-] seadoo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It’s a shame, they’re like twice as expensive as canned tuna for some reason where I am!

[-] erp@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

I swear it, my father's obscene,

he eats the sardines,

sends his money to Osteen,

he smokes the nicotine,

he welds with acetylene,

he wants to be a Mujaheddin,

and he wears the Polypropylene,

but only on Halloween

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

There's vomit on his clean blue jeans,

Dad's sardines.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Snap back to the crab fishing

Oop, there goes dad with his

Hook, he so mad that this

Wont, catch a crab with it

Nope, he's so bad at it

Hope, he slows down a bit.

You better...

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