My wife and her family have a hell of a time getting Google to understand their requests (Hispanic, wife is first generation) and has no issue understanding my requests, so I could see significant issues with the software misinterpreting.

Or whoever those people are

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.

Shave it yourself before the appt

This is the onion, it's all satire

Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.

Severance therapy

Just get a wing nut socket/driver and treat them like any other nut.

How many sets of mammaries?

Yes, mostly I just need to manage my allergies.

That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush

I was hoping it was a Kia