As you should, you don't know what the word family means.

Teasingly ofc. They said they understood when I explained my stance, but they still tease me.

Doesn’t help I’m a step dad, but it’s fine.

I’ve got two young boys. I am definitely prepared for this to happen to me in the near future.

I used to have a favorite chair. We got it from a thrift store. They didn't have a tag on it, so I offered them five bucks because five bucks is five bucks. They accepted. We named the chair Old Moldy. Thank you for bringing that memory back.

Tinned sardines are a lovely snack and everyone should keep some on hand. This is a hill I am willing to die on. A hill of sardines.

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https://www.marthastewart.com/how-to-eat-sardines-8628668 - This says buy canned in oil and they're precooked.

Try some smoked kippers. I like sardines as well, but much prefer the herring. Polar is a light tasting, inexpensive brand, but there are lots of options.

It’s a shame, they’re like twice as expensive as canned tuna for some reason where I am!

There's vomit on his clean blue jeans,

Dad's sardines.