I'm from Nebraska and the only things off with this comic is that Spiderman managed to find a cab and doesn't have a gun.

I was hospitalized for a seizure recently and the nurse ended up going and grabbing me a little silicon bubble fidget thing because I just couldn't stop messing with shit.

Edit: exact phrasing was "let me go grab you something to play with"

I get what you mean but there's almost 6,000 exoplanets in NASA's catalog so one imagines it isn't as huge of a deal to find a new one as it would have been when say, Hubble was new. To that end it presumably happens often enough that you wouldn't get the meme's scenario of a 50 year career vet getting all spiteful because a kid beat him to the punch.

It's kinda amazing that our political discourse has gotten to the point where people will double down on anything. I feel like if a Republican presidential candidate got caught molesting a child the next big push from the party would be lowering age of consent.

Man you've got to be a real weirdo of a troll to keep taking pot shots at her of all people.

Why did you circle one entry on a sign that consists almost entirely of jokes? Also Mann Co is definitely the best one on there, because you know they're proud of what they're doing.

There's honor amoung thieves and you have most of it.

For what it's worth you don't have to spend much time around stainless steel to realize the word 'stainless' isn't literal. I bet you exactly 0 knife nerds actually believed this thing wasn't going to rust.

I mean, donations are their only income so they have to ask but that doesn't mean they don't get enough.

That seems like one of the less intrusive ways to fit ads in anyway, sure, try to sell diabetes supplies to my dog while I'm taking a shit, see if I care.

Sure seems like they've got a lot of free time over there...