Damn it I want to see elaborate shit like this in person safety hazard be damned. I'll sign a waiver, gimme my overbuilt adult playground.

Literally just got out of the hospital from a fall in the bathroom the other day. Got to ride the wee woo wagon and everything and don't remember any of it.

Edit: I've got two black eyes, what'll probably be a forehead scar, and a very sore body.

The amount of nonsense I'd use whatever room that ended up in for would be legendary.

I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

I'm pretty sure significant portions of the medium and hard difficulties could be flip-flopped and most of Australia's population doesn't live in the PvE warzone you're probably picturing in your head.

I mean, I'm pretty sure we've got enough research down at this point to make non-lethal dog food without testing to make sure, probably still a good idea to make sure Rex still wants a bowl before slapping it on the shelf, but I think we're past the point of trying to market the Purina One Arsenic, Chocolate, and Grapes brand of kibble.

Eh why not, isn't something I'd do and I find it a touch sad but I also don't really give a shit if somebody flirts with their computer.

Almost like economic indicators don't have the weight on the general population that the wealthy would like us to believe.

Anyone's who's ever gotten a package delivered from China knows they just kinda write stuff in the description on the customs declaration, usually something vaguely related but I sometimes wonder if the guy loading the boxes knows what's inside them.

God's watching everything you do and neither Him nor Satan can figure out what the fuck is going on.

I'm at this point pretty convinced that the US is like your friend in high school that never changed the oil in his car because it still started and ran, until of course it didn't.

NO I MEAN FUNNEL DOWN THE ABSOLUTE FIREHOSE OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES SOCIAL MEDIA FORCED DOWN MY THROAT!!!!!!!!