Cosmic polycule

You just need to apply yourself

~~:.|:;~~

Cops can’t even be in the same zip code with it or they pass out instantly.

True but they do have addresses don’t they?

Moon Volcano is my new bandname

Hear me out: everyone goes on X, claims to be GOP, then starts commenting on articles from progressive positions like “it makes sense tho” and eventually shifts the overton window back left via the algorithm.

And rubbing a pubic hair on the rim of a coke can

We need better softlinks in the fediverse

Nonworkers if the world unite!

Metroid intensifies

Didn’t this guy pay a personal visit to the christofascist who refused to grant a gay marriage license September 2015? Guy wore a similar hat anyway.