This kind of thing happens all the time unfortunately. I used to get texts from a company telling me how to pick up my cancer screening kit, and they stressed the urgency.

I don't have cancer. I haven't asked for a cancer screening kit. They obviously have a typo in their number.

I called them back on the provided number and waited to get through to someone. This was prescribed by a doctor. I wanted them to contact the doctor and let them know that their patient needs to get this test. All they would do is remove my number. This depresses me.

When Sears did it, they shipped you all the supplies to build a real house.

I do not disagree, but let's see if they can keep it together after January.

But why male models?

Bubble gum goth

Hey also flight documentation check laws. Most employers have to validate your eligibility to work, farmers do not. They can also pay substantially less to illegal immigrants and depend on this. They do not want them to have a legal path because that will cost them money. The system only works for them if they are illegal.

Dolly Little

Really appreciate that too.

God-tier shit post. I hope this becomes legendary copypasta.

Yes, but in this context 'donated' is used in the biological sense, not financial. She sold her eggs, but she is the egg donor.

I think BF hits most of these.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck