If I were wrong, you'd be able to convince me that I'm wrong. We can keep going until one of us accepts that we didn't have an accurate understanding of reality.

I had an ex like you.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Arthur C Clarke.

I mean, it's not called a tidy room, is it now?

Nah, I can definitely see someone doing that.

Are people really using GPT to turn brief emails into paragraphs of waffle?

Never put a locked door in the way of the fire brigade by the way, they will get in.

At the time, Lasse Andersson, the director of the Kunsten Museum, told the Guardian: “We are not a wealthy museum. … We have to think carefully about how we spend our funds, and we don’t spend more than we can afford.”

Well done. Fight the system by committing fraud against a museum. So brave.

Strawman argument.

Did they think Hexbear was satire or something?

In fairness to Windows, stopping users from doing really dumb shit is a feature if you're family tech support.

Where do you live that you need a permit to paddleboard?

I mean, what were they expecting to happen? Reddit made it very clear they would remove moderators who kept subreddits closed.