I only deadname twitter, am I chill?

Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"

She probably likes him, unlike most 4chan stories this seems like a date that both parties agreed to.

Probably not, they say that you agree to settle your disputes with x corporation through arbitration, nothing about x corporation's disputes with you. Don't test the most expensive lawyers in the world, especially when they get to pick the arbitor.

Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911

I'd say it's very reasonable. Steam is EXPENSIVE. If you know anything about bandwidth, it's the insane cost. They don't do many exclusivity deals, and they even let you sell steam keys elsewhere with 0 cut for steam without giving users a degraded experience.

Dude, most of these memes are stolen from somewhere else. Like nobody is going to put the effort it to find the source or edit it to decensor

There is a reason they deactivated the accounts, but it doesn't justify removing the ability to migrate at any time. For those interested:

The old mojang accounts were not secure, and there were millions of accounts that could be accessed without email ownership. This created a grey market for cheap Minecraft accounts. These cheap accounts were almost exclusively used to cheat on non-cracked servers, which sucked for a lot of players who did competitive Minecraft games on servers. The migration did fix this problem, by requiring access to the original email or answers to the security questions. Migrating your mojang account also gave access to the windows 10 version of the game. It probably should have been allowed forever, and I have no clue why they didn't.

SMS is something you have, IE access to your phone. Doesn't mean it's the best option, SMS is notorious for being insecure

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