[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What a braindead take

I love when people call out their own stupidity at the top of their comments

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

AHHH MOTHERLAND!

funny enough 12 year old me always thought they were saying mow the lawn

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They asked how many beers. Not how many fluid ounces.

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Got any more of them porns to watch

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You leave your mother alone! She is a saint

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Have you ever wondered what makes special sauce so special?

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'd let dudes bang me for $100 a day, and I'm not even gay. Realistically, how long we talking per session? 5 minutes if they're lucky?

Why not just let 7 dudes a day do it for 100 a pop. $700 for 35 minutes of "work" with 6 days to let my bum hole recover.

Maybe double down a few times before holidays for some extra spending money.

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I don't even think the Kia Boyz would be caught in a cyber truck. And that's saying something

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