Things I will bet money on
Just throw a “I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message” on the end of that, 1 commercial, in the bag. Next.
When they’re not recording your desktop in an unencrypted database for AI, boot-looping your computer with bad patches or showing ads in your start menu, they’re disabling your account for calling family to see if they’re still alive. Damn.
Boeing made $76B in revenue in 2023. This is slightly more than 1 day's revenue for them ($210M / day) or a bit more than 10 days profit for them ($21M / day). They will keep doing what they're doing, but increase their spending on a PR campaign to improve their public image.
Respect, but...
I will never get tired of comedy responses to photoshop requests. It's just a timeless classic.
Oh no, not titties!
Like, people would just sit around, look each other in their stupid faces and talk? Gross. /s
dumbest fucking timeline. A subscription for a feature that requires no infrastructure and is part of the physical thing you just paid $40k for.
Holy shit, .15 euros per page? Why not just run to der Kinkos? I haven’t checked but I imagine it’s cheaper there. I get the convenience of having a printer at home but this is like if every cup of coffee you make at home cost you the Starbucks $8.25.
I've been tempted to ditch my current password manager and move to bitwarden. I think this is the final push I needed.