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[–] aeiou@piefed.social 51 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I love the comments here.

OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 18 points 5 days ago

Honestly I wasn't going to post this, because it's an AI meme. I just thought the whole juxtaposition of the obvious AI image and the idea itself was so stupidly funny

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 108 points 6 days ago (170 children)
[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

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[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Beer pipeline are a thing. At the Hellfest festival all the bars are connected to a beer pipeline fed by tankers trucks of beer.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There's a permanent beer pipeline in Bruges connecting a brewery with the bottling plant 3km away

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Make sure you let your milk line drip overnight if you're up north. Otherwise the pipes will freeze.

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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wasn't there some discussion or pilot implementation of beer lines ?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Cafe latte addicts' dream setup

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I thought of having soda faucets like that as a kid.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

As long as the shower had a milk faucet

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For, you know... Things...

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

Nut milk comes from male cows.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 5 days ago

Oh God, the smells

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 5 days ago

The Milk Superhighway is coming.

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