As a renter, I don't pity the mere $200 increase you're dealing with.

Someone opened the soap dispensers and put doodoo in them.

I actually found an A to A cable in my Big Box of Cables I Might Need One Day™ when trying to flash my Gotek floppy emulator with FlashFloppy firmware.

I considered buying some space from Google since their "never run out of space" thing is long gone from the beta I signed up for.

But then I just nuked my whole storage. Damn that was nice.

Throw that heap out. It's not healthy.

Rim that fucking anus.

I don't think so.

We got a triple-yolk from the illegal eggs we buy from a 9 year old girl. But I ain't no snitch so the bacon don't know where I get my eggs.

Don't forget new keywords to trigger bing search in the start menu vs opening the local program.

Another settlement needs our help. I'll mark it on your map.

Typically, supporting senile old rapist con men is a worse look than supporting senile old men.

I been through about 10 TN-450 cartridges in my Brother printer and can count on one hand how many jams I've had. And I'm pretty sure they were all because my kid would take paper out and leave a page sitting crooked in the tray.

Recently had to replace the drum.

I've used it and dd-wrt back in the day on cheap crashy routers. Also Tomato.

Haven't tried it in a long time, but have an EAP225 v2 and v3 I've been considering slapping openwrt on.