If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple's approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

Let's see: biology demands humans sleep every day, and not always voluntarily. Yep, we should criminalize that.

Also, let's criminalize public eating, drinking, and breathing unless you have a house.

I'd be willing to be that if there were an existential military threat, the zoomers would indeed find it in them to storm the beaches of Normandy.

I hope they storm the metaphorical beaches of climate change and economic inequality

There never was a love more forbidden -or tragic - than that of a Mondogue and a Catulet.

Oh, Dogeo, Dogeo. Wherefore art thou, Dogeo?

[Slaps hood]

This baby can bomb soooo many third world countries

Little Bobby Tables as we call him.

Kirk made out with Uhura on prime time network television. Proportional to that time, it was probably the wokest thing ever.

Can you imagine a congress and SCOTUS that actually acts in the interest of the people?

Why are educational institutions even holding these hearings? Sexual assault/rape is a crime and should be handled by the police/courts. The schools should just come in after the fact and make decisions based on the verdict.

RIF was Reddit for me. Now that it's dead, so is Reddit.

Indie solo video game dev here.

I am okay with gamers "requisitioning" games if they truly can't afford it. While it is my livelihood, it's also my attempt at art and I want people to enjoy it. I even plan on releasing a safe cracked copy for the next game.

If you pirate a game, there are ways to help support us starving devs if you like the game.

1. Spread the word far and wide that you like the game. A little effort on your part can save us marketing budget and trigger new sales.

2. In the future if you have the financial ability, buy a legit key on sale. Even at 75%+ discount it helps.

But please don't cost us additional money. It costs time and money to process chargebacks triggered by the key resellers selling keys procurred with stolen credit cards.