altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 17 hours ago

Followed instructions, now I speak in water.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 17 hours ago

How about a holy tazer? You know, a little twitching goes a long way.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 17 hours ago

I don't. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 17 hours ago

Okay buy if there aren't any boats running around, then that's ecologically good! We're all screwed, but ecologically good.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This could be the best thing the current administration did for the planet. No more shipping boats. It's going to be really interesting in the next two months.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hopefully she gets deported to a good country. We're evil now. Like Google turned evil.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago

The hottest porn stars are Filipino. Lulu Chu, Tia Tanaka, Tia Carrera, Evelyn Lynn, Lily Thai, Charmaine Star, London Keys, Asa Akira, Vina Sky, Clara Trinity, Mia Li, Ember Snow, Marica Haze, and hundreds more. So why not a Pope? Right?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Truish but he was still son of Italian parents. Nah, the next guy better be Ethiopian or maybe mixto...Chinese Mexican Pinoy African and pigmy. A true world leader made up of all the people's progeny.

Catholicism is still all bullshit though. But it would be best if the bullshit kept up with science.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Time served!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

You know what they say.....

Well you know, so I'm not gonna repeat it!

But you know he did.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How come one of your balls is bigger today? Wasn't it the other one yesterday? Can your balls just change sides like that?

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Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

 

punZero, we use dollars in the USA

 

punBetter than 2 in a bush

 

There could be a salad dressing!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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