[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 42 points 2 weeks ago

How about circus peanuts?

The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.

The second bite taste like accepting your fate.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 42 points 4 weeks ago

From what I understand, they can be easily malformed and potentially cancerous.

It can cause a lot of self-image issues, although I believe the final decision should be left up to the parents at least if not allowing the child to grow until they are 10 years old or so and then taking care of it.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 48 points 2 months ago

Some people get a kick out of making you feel bad about anything and everything you enjoy by reframing it in the worst possible light.

Oh, you bicycle to work? Enjoy breathing in all that carbon monoxide from the cars passing you and a greatly increased risk of dying due to a driver not thinking that you're a human being. Hope you don't cross a street and inconvenience a driver you selfish prick!

Oh, you eat primarily vegetarian with only a little bit of meat? One, meat is still murder, you're a prick. Two, of course you would mention it. Three, fuck you and your entire family and your entire gene pool you piece of shit.

I could probably keep going but you get it right? Don't let the things that you enjoy be taken away from you by people who are chasing clout and will say anything that they possibly can in order to get it.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 49 points 2 months ago

That guy is like, I'm getting paid $18 an hour to hold a plastic bag while they do all of the hard work. I'm just going to sit here and act like I don't know what's going on and let them enjoy their laugh while I collect my paycheck.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 47 points 2 months ago

Do you know this for a fact or are you speculating?

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 48 points 3 months ago

I would say even one a year would be too much.

That unless the business has failed and is no longer operating, for a merger and acquisition to occur they would have to petition the courts for permission first.

Imagine the shit that Microsoft and Google and Adobe and Amazon would be doing if they had to start their companies from scratch and compete against the already extant players in the field?

It would create so many jobs, and create an excess of consumer choice opportunity, lowering prices and fighting against inflation far more than a couple of percentage points on the interest rate index ever would.

I'm tired of only being offered incredibly overpriced very shitty low quality options in every single category.

We don't need $100,000 cars. We need $5,000 cars.

We don't need $1,000,000 homes, we need $25,000 homes that anyone in America who works a full-time job regardless of if they're slinging fries at McDonald's or digging ditches can afford.

We don't need $100 a week grocery bills. We need $5 a week grocery bills.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 46 points 3 months ago

I will say that this is horribly fucked, nobody should have to burn through their 15 minutes of Fame in order to receive the basic goods and services that they have paid for.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 44 points 3 months ago

I mean the entire purpose of a dei group in a company is to make sure that the company isn't doing things that will get them fucking sued into the ground, like choosing to only hire young white males for instance.

If they want to disband this group fine, just that's going to be exhibit A in all of the lawsuits.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I worked for a college for a while.

All of the student records were on a mini frame IBM as400 from 1986.

The only connectivity to this device was via a 100 MB ethernet connection. There were no backups. The tape drive that was used for backing up this data I had gone defunct well before my time at the college.

I started noticing errors in the connection logs and I notified the CIO, saying that we needed to replace this box or upgrade it or do something before the connection failed or else we could lose access to data that we are federally required to maintain.

They noted my concerns, and then they let it go.

About 6 months later, the ethernet card failed.

I let them know that our only way to get data into or out of this machine has gone offline and cannot be resuscitated.

They asked me to fix it I told them I can't. The card was down. I had gone through the proper processes of rebooting the machine and opening it up to take a look but couldn't find anything wrong with it I tried reseating the card, but this system is old as shit and they didn't make parts for it anymore and even if they did the school would have to buy it and the school is too cheap to buy them.

People are running around scared for losing their jobs because the consequence for this not coming back up could be so severe as to cause the entire college to be shut down.

Okay so now that the stage is set, a few days later the former IT guy happened to stop by the college. This dude was 70 something years old if he was a day, and I saw him out in the corridors.

I walked up to him, I was like hey man just so you know the as400 network connection is down, do you have any tips on how I might bring it back up?

He said hang on a second.

I let him into the server room and he waved his hands in the air over the as 400 and said try it again.

And sure as shit, the fucking network connection came back up.

I lost my shit.

The administrators for the college lost their shit.

Everyone's fucking mind was blown, and somehow they suddenly magically had the money to purchase a cloud as400 and upload all of our data to it within the next 6 weeks.

I got to retire that box but I'm never ever going to forget how somebody fixed a 40 year old ethernet card by waving their fucking hands in the air

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 42 points 4 months ago

Yeah, this is a clickbait/ragebait headline.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 43 points 4 months ago

This is further evidence that all safety rules have been written in blood.

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