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[Very unique spam email sent from a foreign country to my git email. Some parts redacted.]

Pakistan Cybercrime Cell / Computer Centre Police Headquarters,2-Dev Samaj Road, Lahore

DECREE FROM COURT.

We have detected your Internet IP address activities. It is quite unfortunate to turn your official or private Internet into a [redacted] cyber especially when the victims are women and minor children.

Our laboratories are equipped with state of the art spider/crawling digital software and equipment, having forensic capabilities such as extraction of deleted data from hard disks and mobile phones, imaging and hash value calculation, forensic servers and portable forensic tools for on-site examination, facility to extract data from latest Android or IOS as well as Chinese phones.

Based on the above, it is extremely difficult for any victim to consciously or unconsciously visit [redacted] sites without being digitally captured. More information or clarification on the court order will be made available to you upon receipt of your response within 24 hours; our office operates 24 hours / 5 days.

Be assured that serious legal action will be taken against you if you fail to respond to this notice within 12 hours of receipt. To forewarn is to forearm.

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Not something Daniel Suelo buys

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

And Jesus flips tables that have too much revenue on them

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Yes if they tempt you to be imperfect

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca -2 points 4 days ago

Hat only breeds hat

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca -5 points 4 days ago

More precisely, you end up feeling more like a victim of the negative emotions that tempt you

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Edit: including corruption of superblocks

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I got away with using Liberation Serif instead of Times New Roman btw

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[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 88 points 5 months ago

Submit your algorithms under GPL

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 127 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don't worry, this was the funnest thing to do before enough people showed up

Also, prom is not a freaking sacrament

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 48 points 7 months ago

My Catholic high school has a teacher who is an adult convert and he's like "Don't make a short circuit with the ammeter or you'll die and YOU'LL GO STRAIGH TO HELL!!! jk there's a fuse" and "Eh that's good enough for Catholic school work" and he shows us videos about the connection between math and God

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 78 points 9 months ago

Body self dualism

[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 year ago

I use reddit but most of my comments are about lemmy

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