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there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

They definitely haven't had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

They released Cosby sweater a few months before Bill Cosby's arrest.

They didn't have the phrase 'Big tiddy goth girls' back then.

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

He's damn proud of his oats and potatoes.

Godspeed Americans.

So now we know the face of the mother fucker that started it all!

It surprises me that there aren't more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.