Geez someone's been drinking lead pipe water

Boobs might be the thing humanity can agree on the most, short of maybe "I like eating food"

• nearly all straight men have the response from the comic
• gay men at least agree they look pretty
• straight women like the way they look and put a lot of effort into displaying them
• lesbians obviously enjoy them but I really can't speak for them
• babies like milk

So we're at least over like 80% here I think in favour of boobs, with the remaining 20% not really even opposing but just not actively loving them.

Anyways I'm gonna go ask my girl to text me a pic of her boobs

I would be a lot more impressed if the brain implant had given him the willpower to walk away and go to bed

Also a winner is "get the fuck out of here, cat" never fails to encourage the cat to stay

Hot tip for farm cat owners, putting masking tape on the back of a cat will not harm it but will prevent it from jumping up temporarily. This should be long enough to put the valve cover back on an engine without trapping the cat inside.

In days of old, my father ate the bread ends.

Now that I have a daughter, I am the one who eats the bread ends

We do this not because we enjoy them, but because it is our duty as fathers.

That or because otherwise my wife will just throw them to the dog. What a waste of perfectly good bread!

Blockchain is yesterday's buzzword, it would just take up space where you could mention AI again. AI, the future of business! Powered by AI!

I assure you, it might be a costume, but dressing up as a cowboy definitely sells more beef.

Source: sell meat from my farm. City folk like to buy beef from a guy wearing a large hat.

Hats aside, the button up Western shirt and jeans just look sharp as hell if you look like you belong in them, I wear them all the time

Lol indeed. Lack of basic math skills is part of the reason workers get the shaft every time.

Successive raises compound, they don't multiply.

100 * 1.0877 * 1.0877 * 1.0877 * 1.0877 = 140... There's your 40% raise.

Or as the math nerds like to put it, 1.0877^4

For the most part people don't understand tax deductions and how they work, but this is true in the case of "donations in kind" of assets that are either overvalued or were going to be disposed of anyways.

The ideal charitable donation disposes of something you were going to have to pay to get rid of, generates a tax deduction, and makes you look good at the same time.

Perfect example is bogus environmental projects like building a reef out of old tires. It's win/win/win until everyone finds out that something in the tires actually kills fish

As a rancher "lame" is in regular usage, but it's something that happens to animals and not to people.

A person with a persistent leg injury would simply be referred to with a sentence like "Jim's got a bad leg, he's walked like that since a bull ran him over"

Piracy not appealing to the everyman? With the relentless rise in the cost of living and with streaming services increasing costs and cracking down on password sharing, I don't see many people turning up their nose at piracy these days.

Oh, for those carefree days. But someday if you have a house and a family to support, you'll quickly find the difference between being lazy and being exhausted by your responsibilities.

I would love to take a month off and bike across the continent. That sounds incredibly lazy to me.