grimpy

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[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

keepin’ the ‘if’ in tariffs!

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 16 hours ago

Have I Got News For You on CNN manages to sneak in some real news amongst all the joking around

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 16 hours ago

The Almighty White Worm has spoken!

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

The Frog was intensively terrorizing!

 

Noem has previously echoed the president’s claims that a small band of protesters, who have rallied in their dozens outside the Ice facility in Portland, Oregon since June, including one who wears an inflatable frog costume, are “terrorists” who have placed the office “under siege”, making the deployment of federal troops essential.

On Saturday, a federal judge in Portland blocked Trump’s effort to federalize Oregon’s national guard, determining that the president’s claims that the largely peaceful city was “burning to the ground” were “untethered to the facts”.

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 day ago

dear lord, ICE ain’t nice!

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Roy Cohn lives, unfortunately

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 days ago

The Great White Worm has spoken!

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 days ago

Yes! Leave our friends & neighbors alone!

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 days ago

or some sort of insect stalled in its larval stage

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 days ago

because the White Worm is all-powerful!!!

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 days ago

brought to the shores of the USA by the Grand Larval Loser

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what is your email & phone number Mr Salmon sir

 

The Trump administration has said it will rescind Bill Clinton’s roadless rule, more than two decades after its introduction appeared to mark the end of the bitter battle between environmentalists and loggers over the future of America’s best remaining woodland.

The rule is “overly restrictive” and an “absurd obstacle” to development, according to Brooke Rollins, Trump’s secretary of agriculture, as she outlined its demise in June. The administration is in a hurry – an unusually short public comment period of 21 days for this rescission has just ended, following a Trump “emergency” order to swiftly fell trees across the US’s network of national forests, spanning 280 million acres.

“We are freeing up our forests so we are allowed to take down trees and make a lot of money,” Trump has said. “We have massive forests. We just aren’t allowed to use them because of the environmental lunatics who stopped us.”

 

a federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from deploying any national guard units to Oregon a few hours after the California governor, Gavin Newsom, announced he would sue the president over the planned deployment of his state’s troops.

Both states sought the temporary restraining order after the president sent guard members from California to Oregon earlier in the day. On Saturday, the same judge temporarily blocked the administration from deploying Oregon’s national guard troops to Portland.

The ruling by US District Judge Karin Immergut said there was no evidence that recent protests necessitated the presence of national guard troops, no matter where they came from.

 

When Donald Trump scheduled a press conference after a weekend in which rumors about his health swirled, two women in red-state Oklahoma launched a livestream for their more than 1 million followers on YouTube to speculate about the condition of “Cankles McTacoTits”, shortened to Canks “for expediency and spite”.

It was fitting for the profanity-laced, straight talking liberal podcast ‘I’ve Had It’ that quipped, after interviewing Barack Obama, that the former president has “big dick energy”.

 

When Donald Trump scheduled a press conference after a weekend in which rumors about his health swirled, two women in red-state Oklahoma launched a livestream for their more than 1 million followers on YouTube to speculate about the condition of “Cankles McTacoTits”, shortened to Canks “for expediency and spite”.

It was fitting for the profanity-laced, straight talking liberal podcast ‘I’ve Had It’ that quipped, after interviewing Barack Obama, that the former president has “big dick energy”.

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