I think he's had the ring quite long enough

Just fuck them with a cactus. Without lube. Problem solved.

How did they verify that the guy actually attended all those showings? As opposed to buying the ticket and not showing up

3 more aircraft... *chef's kiss

Sounds like there was another this morning as well

He was born in 1980

So, uh... got any more of those slack pictures of him?

"Not by choice. It's really bad for me. But idiots at the park don't know that and beggers can't be choosers. "

Looks safe.

Depends on its policies.

So is this another zwave or zigbee alternative?

Well that's one way to make a statement

Naw, they're going to shit in their neighbor's yard as god intended. As the golden rule states, do unto others before they do unto you.