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Assumes he'll get hung

Hanged (or does he assume he'll get boner pills?)

I hear Colbert is available.

Nothing beats a Beetle, I heard it's a real production car.

I wonder if risotto pairs well with flamingo fillets.

America is a self-caricature at this point.

Once upon a time, Stephen Colbert ('s character) uttering "It's a well known fact that reality has a liberal bias" was regarded as satire. Now, I wouldn't be so sure.

Well the 'Xf' comes from Xforms, but Xfce has not used that library for quite a while now.

claimed age of 129 years

Press 'X' to doubt.

Next he's going to benchmark rulers.

I [object Object]

When the whole shebang of piping/redirection landed, thinking of all the possibilities!

I assume they're also able to navigate by magnetic fields alone? (in case it's cloudy)