longjohnjohnson

That's what a try/catch is for!

BUT, the second bridge we built...

Absolutely true.

On paper though, he's a real estate tycoon (at least his father was one, Don's just trying to make his abusive dead father proud of him from beyond the grave).

That's all he has any, on paper, practical experience doing.

His money laundering is more one of those hobbies that's turned out to be his real passion. Like Bankrupting casinos.

His current handling of the largest government, economy, and military in human history; is pulling deep from those two hobbies.

You're legitimately the most optimistic person I've talked to since November 5th.

I like you.

"all the food coming in at the docks is covered in human spit for some reason"

Accurate.

Ah, a fellow academic I see

If you haven't yet, I strongly encourage you to read the Lex Luthor: man of steel; series. Short run, maybe 6 issue mini series.

It pretty much nails the point you're making. I finished that run and was like... Hrm, maybe superman is the bad guy

Small correction, I've read several biographies of people close to trump, including his nephew, and trump legitimately believes he's one of the smartest people on the planet. Especially when it comes to business. His narcissism is well earned here.

He thinks elom knows more about computers, but the reason he refuses to listen to even a slightly less idiotic billionaire about the Tariffs, is because he believes he knows more than Elon about trade. He thinks he knows more about trade than economists who spends their lives doing this.

He's never had to deal with trade. His business is real estate, that's service based. Trade is a whole different system he's never been involved in. He hates trade. Even though he's benefited immensely from it.

You're a silver linings kind of guy. 🙂

Zuck did a bunch of jujitsu and got a bit buff, Bezos also worked out hardcore after his divorce when he started cheating with his current fiancé who was a trainer.

They just kinda don't give a shit about us. That's what they got wrong with every billionaire except lex luthor.

He and musk/trump are very similar. Except Lex is a super genius and trump would need it to be February in Canada to claim his IQ is as high as the room temperature.

Lex is a narcissist, through and through. Change superman with Obama and you've pretty much nailed it. He's even obsessed with going bald like a certain orange turd.

While funny, they are currently sanctioned, so Tariffs don't really apply yet. When donny removes those sanctions though? How much you want to bet they conveniently forget to update their tariff list to include Russia?