Where’s Snoop when you need her?

Actually blockchain is going to change the world.

Any minute now…

Guillotine avoidance subscription

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism; owning a Tesla isn’t any worse morally than owning a Mercedes

I don’t own one because they’re fucken lame, not because Elong is a knob. Or not primarily at least

Probably makes more money as a trebuchet operator too

And sadly, it’s still the time of Adam Sandler 😭

Some people, maybe. 122 million people just in the US, maybe not

Fuck yeah I am, now get out of bed, we’re gonna be on the trail by dawn

On one hand, I think that kind of shit is lame AF, but on the other hand if someone wanted pay me $200/hr to paint my hog green and vacuum in green Luigi hat, you know I’d be down

I’m a simple man: I see a comment complaining about a comment about downvotes, I upvote and move on

I’m honestly stunned. If you can’t trust rich capitalists, who can you trust‽