Yep morning people oppression probably stunted my growth. Starting classes in high school at 8:15 was horrendous, I basically spend the entire day as a zombie. Didn't matter if I slept on a regular time schedule I always felt tired.

I fundamentally disagree (on a social level). Social dance mfers don't even start until 9:30PM, most people rock up at 10:30PM

This some oppressive shit if you want to be up at 7 if that's your body clock.

I want to sleep hombre.

I want to be up with the sun friend.

Where are my 6PM socials. Hurt.

Night owls of the world rise up! But only after midday, of course!

Who decided that only people who are up and out before 10:30 AM deserve fresh biscuits? This world is fucked.

Me sneaking into the sleeping room to not wake up my wife who has already been sleeping for 3 hours.

vs

My wife yelling "get out of the bed, it's already 9am!" in the morning.

I'm a night person and my main job only has core hours in the afternoon. I'm also a farmer and if I don't wake up and work in the morning, the heat is deadly in summer (our humidity is frequently 80+%). I'm now oppressed by the climate as well, hehehe.

Sunrise and sunset in eastern Japan are also super early, so I'm not getting much of anything done between the end of core time and sunset even on our longest days.

For the curious, this is from the dropout.tv show SmartyPants where comedians present lectures and it's amazing

I call that bullshit until owls give up the monopoly on every fucking fun event/gathering you can attend. Meeting with friends? Yeah let's do this in the fucking night!! Concert or a party? God damn midnight would be sufficient. What? You want to have a fun time at reasonable time of fucking day? Boo opressor go to hell

Recently my therapist:

Look at you! You used to work night shifts and now you're working at 5 am!

Me:

Yes, nothing changed. I just don't want to work near people. So I do what I can to minimize that.

As a morning person, I don’t want more people waking up early, it’s my peaceful time and I want to keep it that way.

I wish night owls respected my sleep time during holidays instead of making explosions at night cause of reasons (fireworks).

I believe this is a screenshot from "Smarty-pants" and I can strongly recommend the episode "God's Mistakes: How I Would Make Our Bodies Better"

Fuck yeah I am, now get out of bed, we’re gonna be on the trail by dawn

Somehow in my house I wind up being the morning person AND the night owl.

Time for a Revolution

The revolution shall start at ~~sunrise~~ dusk!

This is what I keep telling my one year old. Just keeps on oppressing us anyway

People see staying up late as a moral failing and feel that it's their job to guilt trip anyone who sleeps in as lazy and wasting the day away.

People see morning people as industrious and morally superior and don't criticize them for their preferred sleeping habits. At worst they get some ribbing for not being able to stay away for new years, but it's seen as understandable and a more pious lifestyle.

So... Yeah. Morning people wingeing in the comments here can fight me, I'll meet you at 10 o. Clock tonight outside.

Please share this knowledge with everyone (irl too), even for the oppressed class this might be a PSA!

"They asked me how well I understood class consciousness. I said I was a member of the conscious class. They said welcome aboard."

I wake up at 8 everyday even on weekend with a headache and a sore body. I don't want to wake up at 8, but I have the body of a 80 years old.

Am I a morning person?

Morning people are just night people who now have children