That is probably true.

Death Note at home: Summon Dr pepper can anywhere every 14.5 hours, summon them directly into the brains of my enemies.

Both nostrils work all the time: I'd take this twice if it meant it worked twice as good.

Read "The Terror", otherwise known as "Everything you never wanted to know about Scurvy"

That's why the cat is smug. It knows you know this.

X is 36 years old. Wayland is 15. Wayland was not the first attempt at unseating that throne and for the sake of all our sanity, I hope it's the last. I don't want Wayland to win because it's better, I want Wayland to win because I'm tired of trying to use it and having to go back to X because it broke something.

They're only magnetic on the inside!

I want to say technically alien tree blood and seeds.

As a Sovereign Citizen, you can simply declare that the bullet has no jurisdiction over your internal organs.

Everyone else: Wired

Picard: Haunted.

Sounds like commuting is an incredibly stupid and inefficient waste of time. Maybe this hypothetical company would get better performance from their employees if they didn't have a commute. Maybe letting them work from home?

I got to use "There be whales here!" in the context of being on a whale watching tour, and only getting to see one as we were heading back, having given up seeing any.

It might be my life's greatest achievement.