[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

That's a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago

He's got my vote.

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won't you please sell my home?

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago
[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago

There's a lady that pops up on mine because she replies to anyone's post within 20 miles with unhelpful and unsolicited advice. I call her Peggy Hill.

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just...got in. I asked "can I help you?" and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago

I'm only a professional scientist in the loosest sense of the term but for years we've tried to figure out why Joe can't leave the break room to fart and who the fuck does he think he is?

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago
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sad tomato starts (lemmy.world)

Started tomatoes and peppers in my starter box a few weeks ago. Peppers are fine but the tomatoes not so much. Can anybody tell me what's going on here?

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

Better download one right away.

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 62 points 8 months ago

Alright then, keep your opinions

[-] proctonaut@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

The Tufted Shitdick is more suited to a temperate climate but are occasionally spotted as far south as the equator.

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Factory roof (lemmy.world)
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