π = 5 if you round to the nearest 5

50% of the time it works every time

Having productive workers isn't a right. If your company needs productive workers to remain profitable, then pay your employees more so they'll be motivated to work harder. Simple. Don't expect workers to lower their standard of living just for your benefit. That is entitlement of the worst kind.

That's also the default alignment for cops

Ernest Vincent Wright: "Hold my beer"

I'm not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they're done

Cucumber is a fruit though

I'd be very surprised if you were actually costing them any money. The value of your points is almost certainly less than the merchant fees they're collecting from your payees.

Banana bologna Benedict

As I understand it, vlemmy's policy is to federate with everyone. I'm guessing they would probably be the last Lemmy instance to defederate from Threads.