Don't cut off the head.
Cut off the legs.

His puppet masters aren't going away.

"Shtring of pearlsh"

It may take a hundred years, but it will kill you.

Doom-scrolling inevitably leads to lemmynsfw, and though I've tried the top and left positions, I still can't quite reach.

CLONK CLONK

Leaves his outside shoes on at all times.

Maybe J.D. needs to be taken out behind the shed.

Because that's exactly how you will get steamrolled. You're lucky there's people like us looking out for people like you.

Watched a NPR interview with Rick Astley. Said he modeled his look after Archie on account he slayed with the ladies.

Photos don't convey intelligence, while speech does.

...We will add your zoomies and derpy expressions to our own.