Nuance is unacceptable. There is only utopia and hell.
An uplifting story.
Damn. If those boomers were sentient they’d be really upset about this ad.
Huston is one of the most populated cities in the US and it’s built on a swamp. Everyone acts super surprised when it floods semi-annually, like it’s some kind of tragedy as opposed to basic physics.
Next thing you know Arizona will start complaining that they’ve run out of water. I mean, yes? You’re in the desert. Your choices were to fix the climate, move, or die. Instead you’ve built a gigantic parking lot of a city.
There should be no aid whatsoever for natural disasters that strike predictably on a regular basis. Human beings aren’t dumb animals. We can communicate. Also Florida, Louisiana, and Texas literally voted for global warming. They got what they voted for so what is the issue?
Actions have consequences. We failed to act for a century. That’s how long we’ve known with absolute certainty that the climate was fucked. We put people on the moon, and we went to war with Iraq, but heaven forbid people stop eating meat, driving their precious cars, or taking pleasure cruises. Zero. Pity.
Yeah, that’s depression.
Meaning speculation. Just because someone is willing to buy Nvidia stock at a $3 trillion valuation doesn’t mean it will someday achieve that kind of tangible value.
I vote we eat this guy instead of the animals. Everybody wins.
To be fair, genocide is nowhere near as bad as a man wearing a dress or something.
It’s impossible to underestimate Spez’s intelligence.
Yes, the only options are crony capitalism and communism. Nailed it.
Nobody should own a private jet. If you have one, it gets tracked.
She didn’t just “die.” She was murdered by politicians and anti-abortion death cultists. She was tortured for 40 hours and then murdered.