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Also, those motherfuckers are measuring the weight of those balls in kilograms, aren't they?

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Doesn't the reason why the avg US citizen wants imperial units boil down to "sounds cooler"?

Kilometer vs Miles, the ~~former~~ latter sounds easier and cooler to work with

Centimeter vs inch, same.

How will they now call a two by four?

It's kind of the same for the pro gun arguments, it all boils down to "but guns are cool toys!"

Edit: fixed a duuuhhh

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

A 2x4 is actually 1.5" x 3.5" so you are not standing on solid ground with that one.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

When you build a wood house, how far apart are the studs? I once tried to hang a shelf made by/for the European market, it had predrilled holes that were far enough apart that I could almost hit two studs, but not quite.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

I read that as "I once tried to hang myself...." and was shocked for a second

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

That says a lot about how crappy the imperial system is, really.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Americans choosing the system with tougher math requirements is suprising.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

We see it as sticking to what we're used to... As conservative as we are overall, is it really that surprising?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

It's all conservatives clinging to really outdated and stupid shit

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Between the kilometer vs miles, isn't the "former" here the kilometer? So you're saying the metric system sounds cooler? But then you went on to say two by four which is an imperial thing... am I confused?

[–] exanime@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeap, they got former and latter crossed

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah my bad. I meant latter there, and fixed it.. Thanks!

[–] Vailliant@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A "five by ten" I would say, doesnt sound to bad.

I think its mostly ingrained into the population at this point.

[–] Capsaicin1337@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You forgot that a 2 by four isn't actually two by four inches .

It is actually 1.5 inches by 3.5 inches. The 2 by 4 references the rough cut lumber before planning.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Planing. Planning wood is very different.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

That, and conservatives just can't let go of old crappy ideas

[–] threeganzi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They’ll be happy to know the metric system also has miles.

10 km = 1 mile (metric mile)

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have never heard of metric miles, did you make that up?

[–] ZealousSealion@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also known as the Scandinavian mile. It is very commonly used in Sweden and Norway to describe long distances.

Before the introduction of the metric system, there were many local miles. Some a bit shorter than 10km, some a bit longer.

[–] threeganzi@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, perhaps not as standard as I thought!

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 10 months ago
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How will they now call a two by four?

Stud wood.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

With a wink. Yes, every time.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then how to differentiate from 2x6? 2x8?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

5x15 and 5x20 respectively.