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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 162 points 1 year ago

Also, he wasn't white. Which I know really offends their sensibilities.

Jewish too.

[-] utopianfiat@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago

The Nazis came up with this concept of "German Christianity" or "Positive Christianity" that essentially took Christianity and emphasized its differences from Judaism, while downplaying Jesus as the messiah and elevating the Führer as the herald of a new covenant. I know we're all joking here but this kind of thing has been done before, over, and over, and over.

[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

Next you'll tell me he didn't speak American.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

He's also never even watched the Superbowl.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

And he didn't like that kid's Facebook post and now they're dead!

[-] athos77@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or waved the American flag!! He's never even carried a gun!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Or misquoted the bible to prove a point, can you believe it!??

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Biblical Jesus misquoted the OT multiple times, the kinds of misquotes an Aramaic speaking Jewish rabbi would not have made. And only referenced parts of the OT that were translated into a popular Greek translation of a subset of the what is now the Hebrew Bible.

Almost as if he didn't exist at all.

[-] TopShelfVanilla@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I'll bet he didn't even speak in red letters.

[-] athos77@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

And he spent his personal time hanging with twelve of his favorite homies.

[-] Qualanqui@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 year ago

See and this is how I know it's all bullshit, what man in his mid to late thirties still has twelve friends? I've never even had twelve friends at the same time before.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

But American Jeebus is so Kick Ass. He carries a machine gun and shoots immigrants like Rambo without the Vietnamese love interest, but let's be honest that's OK too? /s

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] barsoap@lemm.ee -3 points 1 year ago

Oh what a fucking Seppo-brained take. Best idea of what he looked like we have is that he looked like your average Palestinian (no shit Sherlock), that is, pretty much the same as half a gazillion people from the Mediterranean over Iran to fucking India.

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